There's always the problem of describing your life in a plausible way.

Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin* landed and walked on the moon, the first people to do so, on my fifteenth birthday. I was born to Dorothy and Frank at St. Joseph's Hospital, across the street from Disney Studios, in Burbank, California, 55 years ago today. My sister wanted to name me 'Barbara'.

Which was the hoax?

*Could you have had a better nickname coming out of the '60s?